Adventures Behind The Bar

I pretend I don’t hear them.

-Zawack

I picked up a bar shift for Zawack this morning and at 11:30AM I had 4 guests sitting at my bar.  Now I don’t like judging people, but I knew I didn’t want these people.  The first thing out of the one girls mouth was “I’ll take a double shot of henny.” aka hennessy. 

#1 It is 11:30 in the morning, what the hell…. #2 We don’t carry Henny.  It was almost as if I shot her child she was so upset.  So then, naturally, she asked if we carried Ciroc.  Again, we don’t.  So she finally settled on Grey Goose and after I poured it and told her it was $9.75 plus tax she had to complain about that.

The girl with her asked for double shot of GG, followed by the other people ordering… Corona with a lemon and STRAW!!! 3 more coronas bud “ice” and an appetizer. She left me $2.37 tip and then asked for applications.

So let me get this straight, you complained about the high prices and then ask me for a job, yes I will make sure your application ends up in the bathroom so I can wipe my ass with it…

Mr. E.

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