Adventures Behind The Bar

Around 4pm 2 guys sit at the bar and order lunch, everything went smoothly until I went to the kitchen to grab some food, as I came out I saw them leaving and I looked on the bar to see if there was money there… there was.  There bill was about $44.15 and the left me $45… obviously they didn’t read my post about tipping.

I didn’t have time to clean up their dishes because other guests sat down and I greeted them first.  When things settled down I noticed their dishes were already cleared.  25 mins later the guys come back saying they left their phone at the bar.  I told them I didn’t see it and before I can finish he cut me off and said “impossible I was just here”.

I told them I will check with the busser.  But what I didn’t know is that the busser went home hours ago.  I told them no one saw it and they demanded to see a manager.  After 30 minutes of polite conversation on my GM’s side, they accused me of stealing it and they said serveral times “I am going to smack the shit out of him”.  They demanded I turn out my pockets.

My GM had my back, he said I trust him and there is no need for this.  I went to say something to them and the told me to mind my business!  OK!  This couldn’t be more my business.  The wanted the number to my GM’s boss… so he gave it to them. An 800 number wasn’t good enough.

First of all… you were gone for 25-30 minutes, we live in a big city in a not-so-nice neighborhood, wallets and money have been stolen off tables and the bar before… your phone is loooooong gone.

Secondly…. why the hell would I want your stupid phone?  I have one of my own and I saw that tinker toy you had… my abuela wouldn’t even want it.  So to end the story… you sucks balls… you didn’t get your phone back and I still have my job… Have a nice day!  See you later?  No?!