Adventures Behind The Bar

A Grey Goose, Absolut and cranberry juice?  I guess similarly what is a Grey Goose, Absolut and orange juice?  Yes, last night a couple asked me for this and I had to keep asking them to repeat themselves, because I had no idea what the hell he was asking for.  It turns out the one had an expired ID and you all know how I feel about that and once they figured out that I wasn’t going to make them two drinks at once they cancelled their order.

Was I suppose to mix the GG and Absolut? 1oz of each?  I don’t get it.  Why can’t people just learn how to order?!