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- Me: Hey, how are you?
- Customer: Menu...
- Me, to myself: You can't even engage is small talk can you?
- Would it kill people just to be polite?
- Me: Hi, can I help you?
- Customer: *Staring at the menu*
- Me: Do you need more time with the menu?
- Customer: *Staring at the menu*
- God damn people, stop being rude!
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