Adventures Behind The Bar

I just wanted to let all the patrons of the bar that I work… When you want a drink that is frozen, please dont use the word slushie… You aren’t 12 years old and if you want a slushie there IS a seven eleven next door.

Also, when you ask for a margarita and I ask you if you want it frozen or on the rocks (noticed I didn’t ask if you wanted it as a slushie) don’t say yes… It is a this or that question, not a yes or no.

If you are old enough to drink, please be smart enough to order.